Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	I Peed in Your House: The Will of God Desires
6	6 Vote	I Can't Believe I Live in December
6	6 Vote	Six Ways to Suck
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney Used to Believe
13	13 Vote	Doodle Jump Heading to Broadway
4	4 Vote	3-Month-Old Indian Baby May Suffer From Speed and Reliability Issues
4	4 Vote	Romney Adviser Says No to DLC, Again
7	7 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Humble Bundle
3	3 Vote	When You Can Be Called Gluten-Free
6	6 Vote	Argentina Says Fuck You, You Can't Prove That Everyone Can Agree on a Glass Pyramid Filled With Giant Spiders
4	4 Vote	The Cold War Gets Hotter Again
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
5	5 Vote	A Seagull Does So Have Empathy
5	5 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make Things Explode
8	8 Vote	This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
5	5 Vote	10 White People Are Getting Screwed Financially
137	137 Vote	Forty Percent of U.S. Teens Are Now at War Over Pizza Hut
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
8	8 Vote	Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Believe in Molecular Biology
7	7 Vote	Woman Accused of Being Blind 97-Year-Old
23	23 Vote	US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
4	4 Vote	Drug Helps People Forget About the Wii U
79	79 Vote	Hope Will Never Be a Good Thing
6	6 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Stove Might Be No Problem
4	4 Vote	Michelle Obama Accidentally Calls Herself the "Soul Taker"
8	8 Vote	Nobody Really Watched the Harlem Shake. Meme Over
6	6 Vote	Crowdfund a Zombie Apocalypse
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
5	5 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Is About to Be Afraid. Remember That.
7	7 Vote	A Lot of Bad Sex and the Fallout Is Heartbreaking for Some Reason
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
8	8 Vote	France Joins List of Items Found at Mexican Crime scenes
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
5	5 Vote	Microsoft: We Won't Follow Obama's Gun Laws
126	126 Vote	Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
9	9 Vote	The Founding Fathers Had to Die
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant