#3: It's becoming increasingly difficult to see your feet.
Always season your food properly, people.
Well, no surprise there.
He's a good boy he deserves it
Or the dog didn't survive and Super Mario Odyssey's Ballon World is actually dog heaven?
And that's why there's a little dog in Super Mario Odyssey!
Same.
I would watch the fuck out of "The Joy of Spreadsheets"!
omfg
*Careless Whisper plays*
I know. It takes a couple of reads to get it. :)
uuuhm... wut?
I'm sorry what?
you know it
Andrew Jackson Jihad cover band
wow, 3 different headlines about the same news, became an actually true but different headline
i would not be surprised to see this headline honestly
Amen!
if you claim otherwise you're a liar
Hi~!
Sounds about right tbh
Wow. Just wow.
An article about me?
I only saved this because I misread it as "sexual assault rifles"
Don't Know / No Opinion
We found Benjamin Button.
I always knew the U.S. didn't belong here.
Best thing about this headline is the word "slap"! :D
That explains a lot.
3 years later, the onion does this https://youtu.be/7oOKB44Wk54
Is E.T. an *illegal* alien?
We want to sincerely apologize for not using the N-word.
Eww.
We need to know...
I would read this
Dat social commentary tho
When blaming the dog is just not original enough.
Well, the Master is stylish...
Solid investment.
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#3: It's becoming increasingly difficult to see your feet.