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10 Signs You May Not Be a Bodybuilder

blastinus

#3: It's becoming increasingly difficult to see your feet.

This Steak Is So Boring...

nosgoroth

Always season your food properly, people.

Spontaneously Combusting Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combusted

nosgoroth

Well, no surprise there.

Dog Survives Botched Euthanasia, Wakes Up in Super Mario Odyssey's Balloon World Mode

mecha

He's a good boy he deserves it

wolfram

Or the dog didn't survive and Super Mario Odyssey's Ballon World is actually dog heaven?

novastarx

And that's why there's a little dog in Super Mario Odyssey!

This $12 Mascara Made Me Gayer

lum

Same.

Can't Sleep? Let Bob Ross Help You Excel at Microsoft Excel

carlemilex

I would watch the fuck out of "The Joy of Spreadsheets"!

Illinois Prohibits Guns on Campuses. Teachers Are Training to "Produce Infantry Soldiers With Unmatched Lethality"

carlemilex

omfg

Jamie Murray and Adam Driver Plows

carlemilex

*Careless Whisper plays*

U.S. Opposition to Breast-Feeding Resolution Stuns World Health Officials by Opposing Pro-Breastfeeding Resolution

novastarx

I know. It takes a couple of reads to get it. :)

wolfram

uuuhm... wut?

Video Captures Woman Falling Out of a 25,000 Mile Walk Around the Corner...

carlemilex

I'm sorry what?

Are You Going to Be Gay

carlemilex

you know it

Comey Calls for Jihad

carlemilex

Andrew Jackson Jihad cover band

Montreal Jazz Festival Cancels "SLAV" Show That Cast White Singers as Black Slaves

carlemilex

wow, 3 different headlines about the same news, became an actually true but different headline

North Korea Deal Looks Like Nickelback Album Cover (2005)

carlemilex

i would not be surprised to see this headline honestly

Spectacular Images of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking!

bluejaysblue

Amen!

I'd Fuck a Dragon

sobsz

if you claim otherwise you're a liar

Yemeni Officials Say Hi

kraio

Hi~!

Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet

kraio

Sounds about right tbh

will64gamer

Wow. Just wow.

Man Dies After Being a Failure

newsnewt

An article about me?

Karma? Poachers Eaten by Giant Python After She Brings Up Her Sexual Assault Rules

jot

I only saved this because I misread it as "sexual assault rifles"

Poll: How Is Your Brain?

jot

Don't Know / No Opinion

Baby Found Dead at 71

will64gamer

We found Benjamin Button.

U.S. Withdraws From Earth

will64gamer

I always knew the U.S. didn't belong here.

Trump Slaps China With Massive Airstrikes

wolfram

Best thing about this headline is the word "slap"! :D

Hillary Refuses to Blow

wolfram

That explains a lot.

When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds

sobsz

3 years later, the onion does this https://youtu.be/7oOKB44Wk54

I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration

wolfram

Is E.T. an *illegal* alien?

We're Righting a Wrong, Say the N-Word

wolfram

We want to sincerely apologize for not using the N-word.

Trump Declines to Say No Homo

wolfram

Eww.

US Senators Urge Pentagon to Fully Disclose Its Role in "Episode IX"

novastarx

We need to know...

Strange Things You Can Use for Your Summer Wardrobe

aurouralamia

I would read this

Please Love Yourself Enough to Win the 2016 Election

wolfram

Dat social commentary tho

Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework

blastinus

When blaming the dog is just not original enough.

Wear These Five Fall Trends From the Master of Course

misericordia

Well, the Master is stylish...

Trump Discloses Payment to Porn Star Wars

wolfram

Solid investment.

Trump Speaks on Deadly Shooting at Disney World Cup of Corruption

wolfram

Welcome to the Disney World Cup of Corruption!