Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
5	5 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. We Kill Without Caring
3	3 Vote	16 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs
3	3 Vote	James Bond Attempts to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
2	2 Vote	And Now Even Easier
4	4 Vote	Watch a Politician Just Respect Our Intelligence?
2	2 Vote	Nestlé Is Making People Barf
6	6 Vote	So if Her Parents Vanished While Driving. Would Yours?
4	4 Vote	Watching People Disrobe Has Never Been More Chilling
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1