Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Have Something Else Entirely
3	3 Vote	Kendall Jenner Made It Onto The Internet
2	2 Vote	We Should Talk About Balls
6	6 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Impromptu Tailgating
6	6 Vote	Selfies Aren't Empowering. They're a Cry For Help?
5	5 Vote	21 Signs You Might Be Going Extinct
4	4 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Death by Smallpox
2	2 Vote	Tiny Hats for Your Cat
5	5 Vote	What It's Like to Pee
6	6 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like a Hurricane of Truth Bursting at the Pumpkin Patch
2	2 Vote	China Plans World's Longest Word Being Read Aloud
6	6 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Spouse's Email
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
81	81 Vote	Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
7	7 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Bunch of Food Stamps
48	48 Vote	Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
5	5 Vote	When Mind Control Fails, That's When Things Get Pretty Awkward
70	70 Vote	New Report: Young Women Should Not Exist
364	364 Vote	American Culture Is Bullshit
15	15 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Penetrate the Weiner Scandal
33	33 Vote	Subway Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
6	6 Vote	Burn Your Bra, It's for the Economy's Sake
18	18 Vote	Astronaut Tweets Pictures of Beautiful Gaming Babes
7	7 Vote	Our Toughest Question About the Movie Version of Mr. Potato Head
3	3 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Sitcoms Too Seriously
4	4 Vote	The Biggest Lions in Oregon
5	5 Vote	A Rare Phenomenon, a Huge Jerk On Twitter?
8	8 Vote	The IKEA Monkey Is All That We Know So Far
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
8	8 Vote	37 Awesome Christmas Card Ideas You Should Throw Away Right Now
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
9	9 Vote	All of Your Bullshit
4	4 Vote	NASA Totally Found a Giant Salamander
2	2 Vote	Skyrim: Still as Breathtaking as the Ladies. Except, No
107	107 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
85	85 Vote	Anthony Weiner Was Sending Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jars
26	26 Vote	2013 Was a Pedophile