Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
116	116 Vote	Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
206	206 Vote	Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche 1	1
160	160 Vote	Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
488	488 Vote	Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
285	285 Vote	Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
136	136 Vote	Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
136	136 Vote	Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4 1	1
117	117 Vote	Today Sure Is Silly
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
155	155 Vote	Wikipedia to Shut Up
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
91	91 Vote	Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
232	232 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
98	98 Vote	26 Puns That Are Holding You Back
276	276 Vote	Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
218	218 Vote	Maybe Don't Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer Is Pretty Profound
165	165 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Way Into Batman: Arkham City Demo
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
148	148 Vote	If Republicans Are So Crazy About Freedom, Why Are Europeans White?
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2