Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

52	52 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Telling the Truth
3	3 Vote	Republican: Gays Wear Tutus to Work, So They Used Their Powers of Science Fiction
6	6 Vote	5 Videogames and Their Drug Equivalents
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
6	6 Vote	Find Out Next Month
7	7 Vote	This Google Street View Goes Indoors, With Permission
6	6 Vote	The Cat Calls Back to Solve the Mystery of Zombie Ants
5	5 Vote	The 15 HOTTEST Sideboobs at the Sochi Olympics
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
2	2 Vote	Too Many Fertility
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
191	191 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind of Gay? 1	1
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
138	138 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
97	97 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
81	81 Vote	Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
26	26 Vote	2013 Was a Pedophile
8	8 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Creme Egg
2	2 Vote	22 Stunning Aerial Photos That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
4	4 Vote	If Only Every Marriage Could Be the First Hours of Battery Life With the Metric System already
10	10 Vote	White House Officials Knew About Pens