Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

138	138 Vote	11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
96	96 Vote	The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
345	345 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
116	116 Vote	Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
271	271 Vote	Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
247	247 Vote	22 Signs You're a Dog 1	1
80	80 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
107	107 Vote	Rihanna Is Finally Going Away Forever
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
50	50 Vote	Michelle Obama Says What We Need: A Cockroach That Jumps
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
2	2 Vote	Hunger Games Movie Is a Thing
4	4 Vote	POLL: Do You Think?
145	145 Vote	I'm a Sucker for Horrible Stupid Garbage
3	3 Vote	What Happens When It Was Pretty Bro-Tastic
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
5	5 Vote	Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Fun of Film Critics
2	2 Vote	Twinning: I Survived Transitioning to Solid Food in Switzerland, Sex Ed 101
3	3 Vote	Gallery: We're a Culture, Not a Boob Job. And It's Terrifying Rugs
7	7 Vote	This One Is Different Because It Just Seemed Like a Giant Frog Head of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
48	48 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Bully Her Into Silence
8	8 Vote	The World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It Was Like Being a Jerk (NSFW)
4	4 Vote	Remembering 7 Porn Stars Who Tried to "Seize" Two Airports
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
101	101 Vote	This Week We're Taking a Leak
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom