Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

cherrlm

Voted Headlines

168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
9	9 Vote	So You Stole a Nazi V2 Rocket
8	8 Vote	43 Pets Who Double as Household Appliances
3	3 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Still Bother Me
2	2 Vote	I Have Ever Happened
5	5 Vote	Teen Found Dead Souls
5	5 Vote	Here's a Dog Who Blogs
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
6	6 Vote	Literal Cat Burglar Steals Cash From an Alternate Reality
6	6 Vote	The Remarkable 107-Year Life of Fruit Puns
25	25 Vote	10 Reasons Why Water Is Ridiculously Cute
7	7 Vote	Some Strange Things Are Not Lesbians
25	25 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
5	5 Vote	I'm Tired of Being Asked About Christmas
109	109 Vote	Science Says Drinking Is Fine for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
26	26 Vote	Chewbacca Tweets an Amazing Display of DJ Skills
14	14 Vote	The Best Instruction Manual for Shitheads
4	4 Vote	Sad People Are Freaking Out Over the Living room
14	14 Vote	The Lego House Is Occupied by Demonic Forces
158	158 Vote	32 Pictures of My Couch
8	8 Vote	Hey Man, You're a Two-Faced Bitch
8	8 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
9	9 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Confused and Horny Tarantulas
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
182	182 Vote	Is College Worth It, or Just Partial Bullshit?
3	3 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High End
6	6 Vote	All You Need to Know About Penises Is Wrong
125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder
5	5 Vote	This Married Couple Cheated on Me
81	81 Vote	The Disturbing Invention of Paper
3	3 Vote	This Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Survive the Hostapocalypse
6	6 Vote	The Church Invented Hell to Get Blown Up, That's Why
7	7 Vote	Swarms of Robots Could Be a B*tch
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
30	30 Vote	Frogs Are Not At Fault
3	3 Vote	A Kid President Obama and the Hope He Puts on Some Earphones
4	4 Vote	The ABC's of Growing Up in the Universe
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped