Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Forever Alone Is No More, NASA Says
8	8 Vote	You Will Not Be Amazing
37	37 Vote	13 Actors Who Thought They Could Be Corrupt Dickheads Too, if Only We'd Let Them
89	89 Vote	Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Them
111	111 Vote	How to Get Even Creepier
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
45	45 Vote	Can You Tell the Difference Between Geeks and Cats
219	219 Vote	Now's Your Chance to Be … Naked?
10	10 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Patriotic
6	6 Vote	Astronomers Know When to Say Hi
31	31 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Keep Productive All Day Long
32	32 Vote	6 Reasons It Is Illegal to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
6	6 Vote	12 Jaw-Droppingly Bizarre Places to Eat Chickpeas
7	7 Vote	This Chipmunk Is Both Useless and Potentially Reckless
12	12 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth About Your Tits
15	15 Vote	This Robotic Jellyfish Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Kitchen
70	70 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Excited About Spring
67	67 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Used an Ancient Biological Weapon?
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
26	26 Vote	Volcano Turns Entire Island Into World of Warcraft
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4