Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chapter3

Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
316	316 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
319	319 Vote	It's Time for War, and Also Bees 1	1
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often

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