Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chapter3

Voted Headlines

388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
192	192 Vote	Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
246	246 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
176	176 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite

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