Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

330	330 Vote	It's Not the Only Ass That I Have
325	325 Vote	Why I Think We All Are NPCs
268	268 Vote	Miley Cyrus Goes to War With North Korea
250	250 Vote	Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Appearing in Ed Edd N Eddy 1	1
1005	1005 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
458	458 Vote	Please Give a Shit 2	2
1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
604	604 Vote	Please Do Not Exist
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
287	287 Vote	"Star Wars" Fans Should Be Jailed
1232	1232 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 3	3
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
925	925 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 1	1
849	849 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 1	1
788	788 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
783	783 Vote	Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard 1	1
1892	1892 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1