Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

330	330 Vote	It's Not the Only Ass That I Have
326	326 Vote	Why I Think We All Are NPCs
269	269 Vote	Miley Cyrus Goes to War With North Korea
250	250 Vote	Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Appearing in Ed Edd N Eddy 1	1
1006	1006 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs 11	11
459	459 Vote	Please Give a Shit 2	2
1637	1637 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 17	17
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
604	604 Vote	Please Do Not Exist
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
288	288 Vote	"Star Wars" Fans Should Be Jailed
1233	1233 Vote	Nintendo Kills the Wii U, at Least 35 Killed, 40 Injured 15	15
1997	1997 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 8	8
927	927 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 12	12
850	850 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 12	12
789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
784	784 Vote	Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard 1	1
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
1646	1646 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 14	14
924	924 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 12	12
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1