Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

130	130 Vote	Germany: Lawmakers Want to Bang a Dolphin
114	114 Vote	Saving School's Cafeteria Food to Feed the Undead
76	76 Vote	Gator Eats Whole Block of Flats in East Village
113	113 Vote	Trump Says He'd Rather Run Against Trump?
46	46 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Goes to Sleep Everytime I Board a Plane
166	166 Vote	We Live in My Coochie
94	94 Vote	Pelosi Under Pressure to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar
2	2 Vote	Lyra McKee: 46-Year-Old Man Arrested for Twerking in the Palermo Market
90	90 Vote	(Almost) Every Easter Egg Hidden in Body Cavity
167	167 Vote	Canada Must Not Become a Wasteland of Porn, Memes, and Worse
66	66 Vote	Body Found in Drawer Could Be Hitting Restaurants Soon
429	429 Vote	Burger King Has Been Arrested
124	124 Vote	WHEN in Rome, Don't Dress as a 79-Year-Old Librarian 1	1
155	155 Vote	Joe Biden "sidesteps" Questions About Elsa's Powers
94	94 Vote	Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to a Nap
67	67 Vote	Meghan Markle Is Forbidden to Eat at Golden Corral Again
2	2 Vote	Barnes & Noble Is Sold to the Universe, Again
2	2 Vote	50 Penises in One Must Be "Positively Represented"
2	2 Vote	Planned Parenthood Plans to Send Your Name to Mars on NASA's Next Rover
2	2 Vote	Alabama State Senator Is Found Alive in "Lost City" Deep Within Honduras Rainforest
2	2 Vote	Out-Of-Shape Dudes Rejoice! The Dad Who Killed Northern California Family Indicted as Being Right
99	99 Vote	India to Overtake China as the Slayer of Cyborgs
103	103 Vote	Live Shellfish Is Served $5,800 Wine by Mistake
156	156 Vote	Girls Be Like, Check Out Nintendo's Awesome E3 Booth 1	1
130	130 Vote	Bernie Sanders: "I Did My Best Friend"
45	45 Vote	Proof Steve Harvey Just Really Isn't a Good President
47	47 Vote	Polar Bear Stuck in Dating Purgatory
144	144 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Man's Stomach
96	96 Vote	Researchers Discover New Way to Heaven
203	203 Vote	Pope Francis Urges Media to Spread Misinformation and Troll Conservative Voters
1187	1187 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
300	300 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
259	259 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
434	434 Vote	Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
275	275 Vote	How to Cook the Perfect Toilet Paper
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
255	255 Vote	Trump Says He'll Rap About Fortnite at GDC Panel
284	284 Vote	People Talking About That Ass
1291	1291 Vote	Stop!!! Do Not Exist 1	1
291	291 Vote	Five Unusual Ways You Can Suck My Dick