Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

24	24 Vote	Woman Brutally Beaten by a Self-Driving Vehicle
144	144 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Man's Stomach
91	91 Vote	Cheer Up, Sir. We'll Have You Buy Another Game From Steam
80	80 Vote	Why Mike Myers Has Turned Into Compost
5	5 Vote	3 Teenagers Plead Guilty in Death of Fashion
2	2 Vote	You Might Not Be Around Much Longer
270	270 Vote	Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
319	319 Vote	George R.R. Martin Says He Will Die Next on "Game of Thrones" 2	2
504	504 Vote	You... You Have to Die
259	259 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
434	434 Vote	Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
460	460 Vote	"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
452	452 Vote	Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
673	673 Vote	The Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl Are Finally Here and People Are Dead 1	1
378	378 Vote	Sorry Mario, Your Princess Is in Shambles 1	1
246	246 Vote	6,000 People Have Been Recalled
1291	1291 Vote	Stop!!! Do Not Exist 1	1
291	291 Vote	Five Unusual Ways You Can Suck My Dick
8262	8262 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
1005	1005 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
458	458 Vote	Please Give a Shit 2	2
339	339 Vote	Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
342	342 Vote	Crunchyroll and Funimation Join Forces to Bring Back My Mother 2	2
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
360	360 Vote	Wait a Minute. . . Jeb Bush? 1	1
241	241 Vote	Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
668	668 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
218	218 Vote	This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
227	227 Vote	It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
308	308 Vote	Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Tank's 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole