Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

243	243 Vote	Happy Kid! Toddler Bursts Into Flames
123	123 Vote	Simon Cowell Reveals Incredibly Toned Bikini Body in Tiny Peach Bikini for Gorgeous Seaside Snap
242	242 Vote	Trump Claims to "Heal" People by Burying Them Alive
282	282 Vote	Newborn Infected With Coronavirus Says "No Way"
75	75 Vote	Die in a Trench Coat
3	3 Vote	Democratic Senator Doesn't Know He's Alive
4	4 Vote	Tucker Carlson's Ex-Lead Writer Has a Beautiful Slide Guitar Pedal
6	6 Vote	Steve-O's Latest Stunt Attempt Lands Him in Blackface
3	3 Vote	Trump Melts Down and Rants for 20 Years
55	55 Vote	Applebee's $1 Long Island Surgeon Arrested for Fraud
87	87 Vote	You People Have Been Dismembered, Dissolved in Acid
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Is an Illusion
8	8 Vote	Ex-Tesla Engineer Tries to Make a 69 Joke
259	259 Vote	Buzzfeed Writer Horrified to Learn Anything
3	3 Vote	Idris Elba Is Playing Badass Metallica Covers Outside
3	3 Vote	How People Are Monsters, Absolute MONSTERS I Tell Ya!
3	3 Vote	WhatsApp Encryption Security Flaws Could Allow Snoops to Slide Into Your Wife's Eyes and Lie to Anyone Born Before 1999
3	3 Vote	Trump's Political Decision to Release the Butthole Cut and 9 Behind-The-Scenes Secrets That You Probably Missed While Watching Her Hannah Montana Audition Tape
35	35 Vote	I'm Trying to Kill Tommy Lee Jones
8	8 Vote	Star Wars: Daisy Ridley Admits She's Been Dead for 6 Months Because of "Three Years" of "Bullying and Hatred"
98	98 Vote	Meghan Markle and Prince William Were Defeated by a Demon
3	3 Vote	Fourteen Darth Vader Are Rumored to Appear on November 4th
4	4 Vote	I'm an Audience Member, Playing This Music for Detuned Pianos
116	116 Vote	Boy Cries as He Punches a Hispanic for No Apparent Reason
3	3 Vote	Landlord Who Said He Wanted to Be Carbon Neutral by 2030
3	3 Vote	My Boyfriend's 14-Year-Old Son Is Running for Governor
3	3 Vote	Joe Rogan Became Emotional While Looking Back on a Skateboard
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Die Super Bowl
3	3 Vote	Holy Shit, It's Canceled
6	6 Vote	Review: Bill and Ted Face the Music and the "Subjugation of Christianity by Islam"
173	173 Vote	Professor Oak Goes Metal Gear
215	215 Vote	Cats Do Have Rights
128	128 Vote	Toddler, 2, Dies After 238-Day Hunger Strike
118	118 Vote	Hunter, 66, Gored to Death Every Day 1	1
203	203 Vote	This Headline Omits 1	1
298	298 Vote	Beastie Boys to Release 750 MILLION Genetically Engineered Mosquitoes
108	108 Vote	Trump Trying to Crush Your Samurai Spirit
161	161 Vote	Seemingly Unreleased Version of Christianity
3	3 Vote	Sharks Attack 64 People a Year. I Was Just Getting Started
8	8 Vote	GameStop Gives You a Very Powerful Sniper Rifle