Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	525lb Man Sheds HALF His Body Parts
98	98 Vote	Help! My Girlfriend Doesn't Believe in Women's Suffrage
183	183 Vote	Man Ingests Vast Amount of Racism
106	106 Vote	Remote-Controlled Machine Gun Kelly Clarkson
115	115 Vote	Boy Gets Head Stuck in Orbit
3	3 Vote	That'll Be a Demon Disguising Itself as a Webcam
158	158 Vote	How to Masturbate When You're Anxious
6	6 Vote	Trump: "I Was in "Bridge to Terabithia"
140	140 Vote	Click if You Still Here? 1	1
77	77 Vote	Un-Bear-Livable! Cub Caught Trying to Evade Sanctions
140	140 Vote	Help! I Just Found Out I Have a Boyfriend
3	3 Vote	Libs Agree to Stop Counting Absentee Ballots, Lmao
3	3 Vote	Boy Dead in Congress. Again
3	3 Vote	Dad Dying of Lymphoma Asked for It Really
45	45 Vote	The Devil Has a Helipad
40	40 Vote	Overexcited Dog Backflips Over the Body Shop
6	6 Vote	Chuck E. Cheese Wants to Be a Marine Biologist
136	136 Vote	Joe Biden: 8-Year-Olds Should Be Eligible to Vote
6	6 Vote	Warm Your Heart With Examples of Racist Bias
217	217 Vote	Trump Suggests He Was Killed
4	4 Vote	The Erotic Disruption of the Ska-Punk Hybrid
272	272 Vote	Why Sleep Experts Say It's Time to Die
159	159 Vote	Suspect Arrested in Killing of Baby Jesus, the Pope Says
4	4 Vote	A Super Mario Video Game Where You Work, It's About Jobs
105	105 Vote	You Can Find Love in a Pile of Manure
109	109 Vote	Regulate Use of "Hallelujah"
4	4 Vote	You Deserve Someone Who Makes You Feel Trapped
4	4 Vote	People Are Starting to Flatten
6	6 Vote	D E S C U I T
166	166 Vote	Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name, Say My Name (Correctly!)
133	133 Vote	2-Year-Old Girl's Arm Ripped Off After She Voted
133	133 Vote	Passing Out Drunk Could More Than DOUBLE Your Risk of Nuclear Conflict
70	70 Vote	16 Signs You're Actually Becoming a Major, True-Crime TV Series
129	129 Vote	Man in Agony After Being Left Out
119	119 Vote	Crush Me With Your Groceries
75	75 Vote	LeBron James Gifts 5-Year-Old Daughter an Actual Cheetah
153	153 Vote	Men, Let Me Kill Myself
114	114 Vote	Trump Vows to Start Watching Mobile Suit Gundam
79	79 Vote	Danger Looms Around Every Corner of Your Dreams
126	126 Vote	How to Get Bent