Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet