Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1