Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
31	31 Vote	The Catholic Church Rules Gay Men Draw Vaginas
48	48 Vote	5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
3	3 Vote	Witness Claims There Were No Prisons

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