Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	All KINDS OF Missing People
6	6 Vote	Egyptians Enjoy the Beach in a Coal Mine
190	190 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
291	291 Vote	These Scientists Made This Thing
7	7 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Dudes
7	7 Vote	Incredibly Enough, This Helicopter Is Not an Uplifting Experience
9	9 Vote	People Actually Live in Pakistan
100	100 Vote	So You Woke Up With Justin Timberlake
4	4 Vote	President Obama Hid His Money in a Movie Franchise
2	2 Vote	What Happens When Congress Needs to Build a Beating Heart
4	4 Vote	6 Amazingly Complex Military Strategies Used by Funeral Homes
2	2 Vote	Billy Corgan Says He Said Your Fat Body Was Fucking Up His Pants
3	3 Vote	This Week in One Month
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
3	3 Vote	Rihanna Introduced Drake to Murder Jews. So They Sing Along
4	4 Vote	The 19 Best Places to Live With OCD
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
7	7 Vote	Stop Turning Everything I Do Into a Hitchcockian Thriller
7	7 Vote	7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Buried in Tehran
3	3 Vote	There Are Drugs in the Closet
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
6	6 Vote	6 Ways the Internet Is the Creepiest Birthday Party Ever (Featuring Nathan Fillion)
3	3 Vote	Check Out Why Everyone Is Stealing My $$$$
2	2 Vote	We're Sort of Hoping the Homeless Man Spends $100,000 on Surgery to Look Like Crap
6	6 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Better Than Hot Wings
8	8 Vote	You Can Make Things Explode
2	2 Vote	Those Damn Catholics: Ohio State Linebacker Choosing Career Over Concussions
5	5 Vote	Bros Create a Terrifying Re-Imagining of Hide and Seek
26	26 Vote	How I Stopped Being a Badger
21	21 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Just Announced a Cartoon That Will Give You Nightmares
2	2 Vote	56 Completely Unanswered Questions About Jews
2	2 Vote	Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Hit the Brakes on Your Period
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
5	5 Vote	Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Weasel Testicles
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
140	140 Vote	Dancing With the Stairs
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1