Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

14	14 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways to Appear Smarter
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
55	55 Vote	Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
38	38 Vote	This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
44	44 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
67	67 Vote	Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
26	26 Vote	Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
75	75 Vote	I Want to Avoid Being Beaten
6	6 Vote	Sonic the Hedgehog Comes to the Next Metroid Game?
4	4 Vote	This Girl Is a Joke
20	20 Vote	77 Million Americans Out of Bullets
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
100	100 Vote	Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
16	16 Vote	That Clam in Your PJs
4	4 Vote	Bras Are Not From Outer Space!
63	63 Vote	5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse
7	7 Vote	How to Talk to Ghosts
6	6 Vote	Twitter's New "Buy" Button Lets You Build Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
6	6 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Is Getting a Remake
2	2 Vote	What's Worse Than Finding Dried Toothpaste in Your Fridge Before It Lives
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
4	4 Vote	Comedian George Lopez Makes No Goddamn Sense
152	152 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
4	4 Vote	A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox in Your Beard
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
14	14 Vote	Vin Diesel Would Like to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
23	23 Vote	Just a Hot GIF of a Drug Overdose
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
109	109 Vote	Sorry, Apple: These Are Actually Bullshit
3	3 Vote	First Look at the Devil!
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Be a Girl? Everything, Apparently
8	8 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Obesity Shock Collar
2	2 Vote	27 Things You Think You Do
5	5 Vote	Listen to a Tampon
13	13 Vote	"Resident Evil 7" Rumored to Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
36	36 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
3	3 Vote	Lawsuit: Rob Ford Nabbed Again, This Time for Crimes Against Humanity