Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Day 36: Joining the Political Macarena
22	22 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
3	3 Vote	More Good News for Months, Maybe Years
52	52 Vote	LeBron James Bond 1	1
7	7 Vote	Man Allows Hyena to EAT a Bowl of Shit
34	34 Vote	8 Bad Work Habits That Turn People Into Sick, Hairless Mutants
16	16 Vote	10 Actresses Who Could Die on "The Tonight Show"
4	4 Vote	What You're ACTUALLY Saying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
104	104 Vote	These Teens Have No Problem With Talking About a Child-Eating Christmas Demon
11	11 Vote	10 Must-Haves for a Sexy Ghost Hunter
9	9 Vote	Woman With Many a Nice Booty
4	4 Vote	6 Ways to Make Your Head Explode
5	5 Vote	McDonalds Is at War With Us?
42	42 Vote	Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner
50	50 Vote	13 Awesome Kids Movies With Less Girthy Penises
78	78 Vote	Obama Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
22	22 Vote	Pump Up Your Teens: Casual Sex Is Linked to Children's Well Being
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
8	8 Vote	Career in Trouble? Start a Kickstarter for Porn
8	8 Vote	15 Times BuzzFeed Objectified Men During the Annual Autumn Turtleneck Dilemma
115	115 Vote	6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Make Right Decisions
7	7 Vote	Pharrell's "Happy" Video Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
34	34 Vote	Here's a 5-Minute Video That'll Leave You Completely Unfulfilled
31	31 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Childen
36	36 Vote	Spectacular Images of Dead Rabbits
171	171 Vote	Time to Make a "Crappy Product"
102	102 Vote	19 Surreal Images (And Their Breasts)
249	249 Vote	The 10 Worst Top 10s
68	68 Vote	This Should Be Consumed in Shotgun Form
4	4 Vote	This Will Make You Feel Important in the Bathroom
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Sells Two Million Dollars Worth of Dick Drawings (NSFW)
5	5 Vote	The Rude Awakening ofOptimus Prime Minister
2	2 Vote	Breakups Turn People Into Vampires
6	6 Vote	The 4 Most Embarrassing Photographs of Decaying Cans of Human Remains
74	74 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Kill Your Dreams?
42	42 Vote	Let's All Watch the First-Ever Footage of Childbirth
6	6 Vote	How to Still Be Alive