Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Here's Why You Got Shot
6	6 Vote	Large Penis Videobombs News Anchor Who Made Him Immortal
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
99	99 Vote	Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as Nightclub bouncer 1	1
7	7 Vote	US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Dank Edibles 1	1
26	26 Vote	Government Has Done a Good Thing 1	1
3	3 Vote	Fuck the Police Report in My Town's Newspaper
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
149	149 Vote	Zoologists Watch as Monkey Midwife Delivers Baby Panda in the Photo Section at Walmart
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
2	2 Vote	The Mindy Project Will Feature a Zombie Co-Op Mode
144	144 Vote	I Used to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to the Lonely
2	2 Vote	The Most Hilarious Sex Education Video Starring a Dwarf From the NYC Marathon
3	3 Vote	John Oliver Will Not Be Silenced by Faggots
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
4	4 Vote	Jay-Z's Stunningly Down-To-Earth Take on Dwarf Fortress
3	3 Vote	The Heartwarming Story of Hanukkah as Told by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
7	7 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Coddled Long Enough
8	8 Vote	First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Word for "Binge Drinking"
135	135 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
235	235 Vote	Why So Many Lasers, Y'all