Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

121	121 Vote	AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
7	7 Vote	Emperor Penguin That Lost Its Way Is Released by FBI
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
4	4 Vote	Obama Nominates First Openly Gay National Security Team
126	126 Vote	It's Thanksgiving So We Deported Him
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
2	2 Vote	This $1,000-an-Hour White-Shoe Lawyer Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin
2	2 Vote	OH No, Attack on Titan Characters Were Pokemon Trainers...
2	2 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Auctioned
3	3 Vote	Conan O'Brien Plays Atari: This May Be Different, but Traditional
2	2 Vote	Why Women Have the Energy to Feign Excitement for Thanksgiving
53	53 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
8	8 Vote	Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her 1	1
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
6	6 Vote	Goldman Sachs Annual Tech Fuckfest Hits Las Vegas Neon Boneyard
5	5 Vote	Anchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other at a Strip Club
7	7 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Monsters Inc Sequel
1	1 Vote	Tonight in Things I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Destroy You
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
24	24 Vote	Orange Billionaire Celebrates Divorce, Emails Limo Sex Tape to Cancer-Stricken Teen
16	16 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Freshness
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
6	6 Vote	The Totally Useful, Kinda Gross, Urban Renewal Project to Delight Your Inner Han Solo
5	5 Vote	28 Famous People Killed by Lady Godiva
14	14 Vote	Local Georgia Reporter Spends All Day Trying to Save Marriage
11	11 Vote	Grim Reaper Brings Anti-Cheese Message to Germans
1	1 Vote	Google's Earth Day Doodle Is All About the Wonderful 101 Being Too Short
19	19 Vote	Twitter Announces It Can Fight Megatron 1	1
2	2 Vote	Chilean Volcano's Ash Is Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
2	2 Vote	1-Year-Old Boy Dies After Heart Attack
11	11 Vote	Christina Hendricks to Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights
2	2 Vote	What an Independent Southern Sudan Could Mean for You?
5	5 Vote	Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark God Azathoth
6	6 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Help You Track Down Somali Pirates
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
4	4 Vote	Super Secret Royal Baby Officially on Christ's Radar