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Voted Headlines

224	224 Vote	You Need to Go Away
25	25 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
79	79 Vote	Men With Small Balls Are F*cking Disgusting, Says Science Thinks
4	4 Vote	Cat Fight! Axe-Wielding Woman Wins Battle With Cancer, Is Released
4	4 Vote	Japan Invents Disposable Masturbation Toy for Men Was Designed to Prevent Distracted Driving Is Extremely Distracting
5	5 Vote	Vinny Is the First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
7	7 Vote	This Little Boy Is Dancing in the First Time in 50 Years
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
75	75 Vote	California Man Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
287	287 Vote	Hey Google, I Have 50 Dollars 1	1
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6