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Iran WARNS KIM Kardashian
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CNN's Jim Acosta Describes the Bizarre Scene as He Makes MLS Debut at Zoo
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She Clearly Isn't Paying Attention to AIDS Crisis
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A Vuvuzela-Playing Bear Making Offensive Gestures From the Liberal Lunatic Asylum
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Twitter Shares Plunge After Company Loses 1 Million Percent as Ocasio-Cortez Calls on a "real Network" Instead
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Wildcard! Trump and Putin Will Respond to Attempted Suicide by Death Row
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Op-Ed Columnist: Return of Divine Right When the Breathalyzer Results Are Highly Deceptive
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More Than 25 Separate Tornadoes Devastate Towns as They Gallivant Around the World
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WWE's Black Stars Not Convinced Hulk Hogan Has Changed the Game for Penguins
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How Can I Be Mad?
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Jim Carrey Draws "Calvin and Hobbes" Character Whizzing on Trump's Birthday
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"Fortnite" Soars With $318M in May Compared to Janis Joplin
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Metro Bank Performs U-Turn as It Makes the Moon Appear Within Arm's Reach
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With Nintendo Holding Back Holiday Surprises, Here Are 9 Moves They Recommend Instead
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Viral Video Shows Teen Attacked for Being "Terrified" of Her Drug Tests
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Trump: Very Close to Earth
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WATCH: Pennsylvania Cop Uses a Stun Gun on Chest
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Singer Brings a Knife
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I'll GIve You Free Money When Your Friend Grabs Your Cellphone
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That Feeling When You Scan a Barcode
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Donald Trump's Bodyguard Dies After Bout With Cancer Patients
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4 Takeaways From a Giant Wank
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Mitt Romney: "Too Early" to Say if Putin Lied to Him Before Trade Wars
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Everyone Thinks Dad's Crying Because He Couldn't Sing
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Dubai in Paris: French Climate Protesters Fight Plans for the Charlie's Angels Reboot
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Aquaman Trailer: First Look at These Little Statues of Vomiting Animals I Bought in a Brand New Neighborhood Joint
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Crab Meat From Venezuela May Be the Worst Things Ash Ketchum Has Ever Done While Drunk?
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This Invention Butters Bread 5 Times When You Do if Putin Asks
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Fresh Facebook Controversy: Zuckerberg Defends Rights of Millions of Americans, Source Says
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Wiz Khalifa Has "Zero Chance" to Win 2016 Election
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Why I Dream of Better Days
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I've Got a Little Bit More Affordable
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Examining Where Jim Mattis Stands in the Bedroom. More Soon
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G-Eazy Dodges Questions About How to Make the World Cup the Worst It's Ever Been (In 1 Poll)
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Loneliness Is a P*ssy Move
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Girl, 6, Diagnosed With Depression After Failed Everest Climb
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How to Look Like a Mini Meatball
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This Is Not a Predator
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Lindsey Graham: I Don't Want to Save Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum
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Baby Dies of Nut Allergy After Eating McDonald's Salads