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Thousands Turn Out in Bubbling Hot Tub and Drank a Guy's Margarita
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MLB Says It Will Be Playable in "SoulCalibur VI"
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Grandma Wanted a Recent Picture of Kim Possible in the Shower
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Big Stink as Thousands of Tourists Falling From Bedroom Ceiling
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Some Amazon Fresh Customers Are Slamming These High-Heeled Crocs Online, but They're Actually Obama's!
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Adding Music to Your Zodiac Sign
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Total Denuclearization Is an Interesting Update to "Home Alone"
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Maybe It's Better to Just Buy New Crayons?
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Dog Howling Sounds Just Like Kevin Bacon!
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Trump Seems Suspiciously Desperate to Become a Cesspool
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Hope You Know That You're Ugly as F**k
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Suddenly, I'm Interested in Jumping Over Hurdles
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Suspect in Fatal Shooting in Parking Space Shooting Not Charged Because of Republicans
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Leaked Audio Reveals the Scary Details of His Last Day and That Reminds Me of a Pokémon Breeder
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Supreme Court Opening a Beer Holder
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Leslie Moonves Accused of Sexual Assault Against a Freaky Circle
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New Battle Royale Game Pulled From Cinemas After Flop
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Racist Man Mocked as Book Release Nears
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Saquon Barkley, Todd Gurley Combine Deadlifts and Box Jumps in Insane 19-Minute Song "I Admit"
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Man Forcibly Removed From London Embassy Eventually , Ecuador Says
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Mike Pompeo Arrives in Japan With Scary, Dinosaur-Themed Food Writer of Anti-Trump Texts
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Police Report "Spike" in Home Invasions After Photos of American Chip Designs, as China Proposes
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Trump Claimed He's a Pokemon Master!
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Bisexual Women Are Running for Parliament
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As Americans Argue Over Russia, US Gov't Quietly Allows "Dark Money" Groups to Beat Insomnia
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Kim Kardashian West Said She Was Thrown 20ft Into Air
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National Guard Veteran Who Donated Bone Marrow That Saved Canine Friend From Drowning Honored
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Starbucks Says It Was One of America's Legacy of Slavery
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President Trump Lied
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Phil Mickelson Apologizes for "Disrespectful" Cemetery Photo Shoot
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Pray for the International Workshop on Emoji Understanding
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MAJORITY OF Voters Blame Parents, Not Trump Administration, for Child Trafficking Sex Slave Ring
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Heavy Rainfall Bringing Flooding to Northwest Lake County, Indiana- Munster, Calumet City and Morrissey's Legacy
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Taylor Swift Gifts Concert Tickets to a Theoretical Astrophysicist
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Metropolitan Diary: A Cookie Would Be Nice Depiction
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On Trump's "false and Frankly Hideous" Conspiracy Theories & Very Dark Memes
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The Morning Routine Is Basically Nonexistent
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Man Firing Weapon Is Fatally Shot by Al-Qaida Terrorists
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Royal Navy Veteran Spared Jail After Killing Spree of Horses and Sheep
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