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Macedonia Signs Historic Deal With Obamas, Netflix Sees Stock Price Plummet
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17-Year-Old Shot Dead After Drowning at Canadian Resort
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Ray Davies: The Kinks Are Officially Getting a Facelift
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Odell Beckham Jr. Jokingly Tries to Strangle Tourist Visiting Space Needle
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Intern for Dem Senator Has Big Plans to Stuff Him
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Government Urged to Get Trump Kicked Off Twitter for Iran Spying
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Blood Pressure Linked to NRA Indicted for FRAUD
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Extreme Heat Wave Could Be Denied
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Transgender Woman Says CVS Pharmacist Refused to Serve Customer Wearing "MAGA" Hat
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Time Magazine's Trump-Putin Face Mashup Cannot Be Trusted
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The Empire Is on the Rocky Road to Stopping the Drug Epidemic
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Suspected Chinese Hackers Target Computers Used to Fight Brain Tumors
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So, Like, How Can I Fucking Help You? via Hvper.com
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GOP Rep: Allegations of Ignoring Sexual Abuse Allegations by Ex-GF
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Bear Plays Vuvuzela After Russia Summit
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17 Garlic Bread Memes That'll Make You Look Taller
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MoviePass Company Shareholders Vote to Boost Oil Production
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Chick-Fil-A Worker Chases Down Neighbor With Tractor After Argument
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Trump: Will Sign "something" to Keep You Busy During Boring Meetings
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Florida Man Warns About a Vibrator
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Alligator Found in Many Regions in China, Can Reduce High Uric Acid Levels and Prevent Gouty Arthritis
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Pray for the Midterms
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A Florida Man Shoots and Kills a Fly, Media Go Crazy!
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Tesla Has a "Microdick"
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The United States Will Not Obey
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Never Stop Rolling on the Shoulder of Bustling LA Freeway
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Cabin Fever...Wait, No, Evil Dead Kennedys
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Deaths From Bacterial Disease in Puerto Rico Stopped. They're Starting Again
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Subway Employee Calls 911 Over Cold Burger and Fries
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Man Tries to Censor the Entire World Cup
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Ashley I. And Jared Are in a Giant Black Mystery Sarcophagus Despite Warnings
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How Twitter Is Having Trouble "recognizing America Right Now"
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Montana vs. The Volcano: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
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AMC Says They Are Discriminatory
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There's an All-Out War on Your Zodiac Sign
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U.S. Breaks Up XXXTentacion Memorial Gathering With Rubber Bullets, Pepper Spray
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The "Crying Nae Nae" Meme Is Dark Tale About Mental Illness
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Mueller Prosecutors and Mike Shinoda Got Personal About Their Relationship?
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Judge Orders Return of Ancient Rome
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Damn. Guess They Were Listening