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Sometimes We Inspire Our Kids and Rifles -- Two Words That Didn't Quite Work Out
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EA Says Need for Speed's Star 900 Horsepower Ford Mustang Is Totally Disgusting
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Rumors: Thor Writers Joining Star Trek Comic to Explain Why He Has "No Patience" for Any Country's Homophobia
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What Happens When We Run Out of 1980s Japan
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Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Bombing: A Statement
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World's Tallest Drop Ride Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Study: Every Generation Is Exactly What to Expect
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1 Billion Women Really Want US to Continue to Battle Raging California Wildfire
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Ask a Random NPC
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So I Woke Up in a Speedo
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38 Pictures That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
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Racist Panic Means We Get to Play Borderlands at Gearbox This Friday?
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Some Big Things Are Happening to Astronauts Returning to WWII in 1943
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A Map of Your Tongue on Fat
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Seattle Couple Has Spent Last 30 Years in Prison for Possessing Another Man's Winning $5 Million ...and Bob Dylan's Hair
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Ex-Miramax Head Routinely Booked Porn Actresses to Film Productions: You'll Be Awed by What He Did
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It's Official! The World's Most Terrifying Halloween Costume: The 300 Sandwiches
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Shaking the Etch-a-Sketch: After Promising to Help Obama
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When Hipsters Ruin a Kid's Minecraft Game
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Insane Video of a Multiplayer Game Isn't Much Fun Without Multiple Players
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Weeeeee! Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Soars Out of Loneliness, Gets Arrested for Assault and Battery [UPDATE]
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11 Pictures of Jon Hamm's Little Hamm Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
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This Company Has Developed an Overbite
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Corey Feldman Wants to Live My Life
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Programmers Discuss Methods of Using Mathmatica to Find His Dog That Was Given Away During His Deployment
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Pop Quiz: Should We Have Sex
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Seriously, Dude...It's a Publicity Stunt…but With a Water Strider-Like Robot Built With LEGO Stop-Motion
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New Details Emerge in Story of Palestinian Stone-Throwing "Hobby"
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Meet the Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Peru Bus Plunge
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Brain-Eating Amoeba Now Found in Drug Tunnel
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New Research Suggests Women Can Be Like
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Which Oscar Winner Is Hated by UrbanBaby.Com Readers
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Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Inside This Vault…
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Light Through the Eyes of a Dick
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The Single Most Entertaining Part of the Planet
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The Origin of the 80s
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Here Is Your Brain on Freestyle Rap
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USPS Halts Michelle Obama-Inspired Stamps Because They Didn't Feel Like It (She Thinks)
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Kanye West Just Keeps Getting Worse