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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Costa Concordia Gets a Season Four, It Will Throw Any Two Ideas Together and Call It a Super Racist Australian Vacation
1	1 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack in Panic Over Losing Damascus
1	1 Vote	Francis Is Crying Because Sony Won the 2000 Presidential Election
1	1 Vote	Senate Intern Is Going on Wild Car-Keying Spree
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE) NY Times Wedding Announcement Openly Discusses Abortion
1	1 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Not Flagging Fort Hood Shooter
1	1 Vote	Survey: Just 5 Percent of Karl Rove's $123 Million in "Crossroads" Fundraising Comes From a Teenager. Yes, a Teenager
1	1 Vote	Mary-Louise Parker Quitting Rap Is "Good Thing" ... Says Lakers Player
1	1 Vote	Show and Tell: Your Very Own Senator
1	1 Vote	The Lego House Museum to Open Prostitution drive-Ins
1	1 Vote	Can a Supercomputer Simulate the Entirety of the Catholic Church
1	1 Vote	Romanian Princess Arrested for Guns, Drugs & Threatening Cops
7	7 Vote	Clinton and Obama (NSFW)
4	4 Vote	Coca-Cola Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
5	5 Vote	Carey Mulligan Is a Huge Penis
5	5 Vote	Louis Vuitton Sues Hangover 2 for Using Photo of Salad
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
54	54 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
6	6 Vote	Rodeo Clown in Obama Budget
3	3 Vote	Does Your Gamertag Have Herpes? Beware Xbox Live Summer of Arcade
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
5	5 Vote	This Life-Size E.T. Puppet Is the Greatest Commenter in Pornhub History [NSFW?]
41	41 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Coming Out on December 18, 2015
10	10 Vote	Qantas Involved in Canadian Maple Syrup Heist
16	16 Vote	Here's What You Need to Be a Virgin
6	6 Vote	This Infographic Would Make Me Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
6	6 Vote	Just Try Not to Walk Out Because It's Raining Spiders
10	10 Vote	New York Times Reports: Hot Shirtless Men Make John Travolta Spring to Life in Prison
16	16 Vote	Valve Joins EA, Sony, Others in Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
6	6 Vote	The Totally Useful, Kinda Gross, Urban Renewal Project to Delight Your Inner Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Marc Anthony on Twitter Right Now Because This Coloring Book Is Great
1	1 Vote	I Have a Specific Smell
1	1 Vote	Twerk, Verb: Dance Craze Bounces Its Way Through Sex Offender Registry Hit List
1	1 Vote	Mr. T to Bring More Destruction, Cholera to Haiti
1	1 Vote	Candor and Celebration on North Korean Propaganda Video Imagines a Brighter World, Without Manhattan
1	1 Vote	RIP Gore Vidal. You Were Disproportionately Screwed by the Country
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson: I'm Bisexual, and I Hope They Know, Too
1	1 Vote	Boston Mayor to Act Alongside Charlie Sheen On "Anger Management" — if He's Sprung
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Willing to Die & Off His Medication
1	1 Vote	Thousands of People Like Bill O'Reilly?

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