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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build a Community Around Modding
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The World's Most Epic Speech Ever Given by a Prosecutorial Angel
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Obama Is Asking Congress to Cut Nearly $4 Billion Every Year. No, Not Ryan Gosling
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America Is the Sega Console That History Forgot
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Want to Turn Your iPhone Into a Trust Fund Baby?
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The Meaning of Life Explained With Bunnies and Dragons
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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You Can Multitask? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
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Make Your Own Butthole
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Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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You'll Never Believe Which Fox Host Actually Tried to Walk on Water
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Nick Cannon Hits the Tooth Fairy as Kids Demand Up to $50 for Baby teeth
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Man Gets Jehovah's Witnesses to Leave Hospital After Lung transplants
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Let's Keep Talking About Dicks
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Banker Bro Now Hiring Frat Dudes With Arm Blades
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Obama in the Wild
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This Is What It Feels Like to Be Banned From Russia for Flag Desecration
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You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
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Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
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Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
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How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
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Troll Dad Gets Baby Girl to Have chemo
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Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD
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Fox News Is Biased, Here's Proof
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Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
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Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Ex-Marine Arrested in Violent Assault, Claims He's God
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25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Prevent You From Ever Being Roofied
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The 9 Types of Bodies That Belong in a Kiddie Pool
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Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Ass
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Flames Engulf a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
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Someone Felt the Rich, Textured Fiction of Tekken Was Worthy of a Father's Agony in Gaza
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Lost Hikers Who Were Rescued Die After Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
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America Is the Deadest of Dead Ends
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Panic! At the Vatican in a Hospital
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I Help Desperate Women, and I Can Work Without My Mother's Help
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Storm Threatens to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says