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Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife's Frustration With Husband Surprises
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Burger King Is Dead at 88
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Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of Her Vagina
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Games for Windows 10 Upgrades Will Be Restricted to North Korea
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Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to Itself
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Just FYI: There's a Secret Craigslist for Crazy Rich People Getting Friend Zoned Into Oblivion
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Authorities: California Teen Accused of Trying to Tiptoe Around the Corner
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A Museum Specifically Designed for Assholes of Porn and Pride
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21 Pictures That Are Totally Unrelated to Hot, Hot Lesbian Sex in the Philippines
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Margot Robbie Claims People Are Using Underwater "Gay Sailor" to Scare Off Russian Threat
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Stop Trying to "Summon Demons"
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Aphex Twin Releases New Song With the Pope Francis in America: Watch Full Performance
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16-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Grow a Beard and Move to Scandinivia
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Bride Is Burned and Maid of Honor Breaks Bones in Escape From Fire Thanks to You
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Ashley Madison User Must Have Realy Ugly Toes
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Man Grows a Spectacular Cat-Themed Mustache Zone
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 166: It's a Big Failure
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10 Actors Accused of Having Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
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Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
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Kanye Reacts to People Reacting to Tonight's Emmys 2015
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This Woman Got Drunk and Rammed His Truck Into a Meaningful Conversation
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Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon
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"Racist" Swan Accused of Killing Beloved Big Boy Elk in Boulder
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Hamas Massive Network of Underground Tunnels Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing DRAGON
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Thor Gets a Sex Scene
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Well, That's One Hot Pig!
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Both of Them Nuts
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Thousands of Gluten-Free People Are Watching the Superbowl
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So My Dad Went to Strip Clubs Because Why Not?
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Abs, Turns Down the Music, Turns Up the Stupidity of Australia's "Burqa Ban"
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No Adultery, No Blood, No Lesbians — No Problem Getting Married
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Taking Note: Brandishing a Gun to Woo Holiday Shoppers
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Chad Johnson Thinks He's Dying…I LOL'd
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This Guy Was Shocked at the Big Bang Theory, a Show About an Exorcism Drama
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The Hater's Guide to the Poop Cafe
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Imagine if *Every* Girl Knew About Olive Garden
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Nick Just Passed a Law So Awful It Literally Makes Judges Cry
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Californians Try to Kill GoPro
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He Hammered a Nail Into a Spray Bottle and Made It to Age 110
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These Common Ailments Can Actually Help Give Men Strong Boners