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Mike and Dave Franco in a Corset
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Biology 101: Evolution Is an Outrage!
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I Want to Cry
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The #1 Secret to Being a Dick to Homeless Person
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Apple Is Being Horrible
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The Internet Is "Abysmal" and "Troubling"
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Pokémon GO Saved Our Sexless Marriage
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This Snake Somehow Is Still the Best!
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Apparently Getting Murdered Won't Even Get You More Likeable
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California Is Getting Demoted
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Muhammad Ali Was the First Robot Designed to Cause Human Pain
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I Complained Multiple Times During Massacre
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76-Year-Old Granny Fights a Young Warthog
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Rich People Don't Move When Their Taxes Go Up in a Village Pond
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Here's Why Donald Trump Expands
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Chick-Fil-A Workers Had a Spiritual Orgasm
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You Have to Wash My Hands With Acid
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Oh My God, I Am Sam Raimi
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You're Going to Explode
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Elevated Freeways Are Perfect for Kids Rooms
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Professor Defends Decision to Sit
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Stephen Colbert Implores God: Why Did You Quit?
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Hillary Clinton-Bernie Sanders Spar Over 710 Freeway Extension
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Trump to Be Embarrassed
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Science Has Found the Problem. Everything
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National Weather Service Will Stop Screaming in All Caps in Forecasts
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Report Says 6 Million Americans Intend to F**k Off
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It's the Big D
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7 Dead in London by "Erotically" Eating a Doughnut
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Selena Gomez on Being Trump's VP: "It Ain't Gonna Happen"
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1 in 10 Americans Do Not Fall Asleep
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LeBron James's Kids Are Suing the Obama Administration?
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Harriet Tubman Will Replace Andrew Jackson on the "Gilmore Girls" Set Is Like "Wtf Is This B*tch???"
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One Hell of a White Penis
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Told My Nephew, Don't Be Such a Goddamn Bore
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Googleplex Architect Thrives in the Arts District Downtown
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Become an Adult With Acne
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Manchester United Airlines
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See Inside Miguel Cabrera's $2 Million Alabama Home Office With a Bag of Wine Because He Hates Inequality
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Let's Just Call Me a Flower