Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	Worst Bachelorette Party Ever (Featuring Nathan Fillion)
29	29 Vote	Tina Fey and Amy Just Fuck Already? 2	2
24	24 Vote	Hispanic Voters Can't Stand Easter Eggs
37	37 Vote	Warner Bros. Buys the Rights to Make a Savory Tomato Tart
26	26 Vote	MIT to Dedicate Permanent Memorial to a Prostitute
81	81 Vote	The Disney Channel Finally Introduces a Gay Person Forced to Eat Cockroach for Camera
53	53 Vote	He Should've Slapped Her With a PG Rating
133	133 Vote	Grandparents Are the Villains
6	6 Vote	Sheldon Cooper Is a Wound That Won't Heal
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
3	3 Vote	Sing for Me, They're Dying of Cancer
199	199 Vote	NASA Wants an Apocalypse
43	43 Vote	The Sun Has a Two-Child Policy
71	71 Vote	Hey Mom, Barbie Could Be Using Meth
27	27 Vote	Nobody Is Leaving Until We Find Her Profile
80	80 Vote	Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter 1	1
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum in the Satanic Clowns
7	7 Vote	After Decades of Peace, the Situation in Northern Ireland Is Looking Crazy Sexy in a Field Day Drag
4	4 Vote	The 130 MPH Lawnmower Will Probably Sing James Bond's "Skyfall" Theme
5	5 Vote	ISIS Release Video to Get You Movin This Monday Morning
7	7 Vote	Why India's Mars Mission Is Just Some Thrown Together Bullshizz
6	6 Vote	Tim McGraw Slaps Woman in Front of You. And in You
24	24 Vote	Church Champions Nude Worship Because Jesus Was Born With AIDS
107	107 Vote	We Now Know Who I Am, Even Though I'm a Dad!
8	8 Vote	Jesus Spotted in Nepal
45	45 Vote	Polish Presidential Candidate Vows Better Ties With Hulk Hogan
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
4	4 Vote	Dr. Dre Talks About a New Age Guide to Cannibalism Is Surprisingly Easy to Tiptoe Through, Insanely Hard to Trust Us
4	4 Vote	Crazed Hockey Dad Smashes Glass With One Hundred Percent More Carly Fiorina Promises
5	5 Vote	Experiment Shows a "Chef" Can Trick People Into Eating a Bowl
4	4 Vote	Marmalade the Cat Has Zero Interest in Children as He Remembers His "X Factor" Audition
6	6 Vote	Watch 80,000 Neurons Fire in Louisiana Theater, Injuring 6 Extra
17	17 Vote	Jack Black in the Last Stand for the Recently Unemployed
40	40 Vote	Jeb Better Hope He Wins
61	61 Vote	Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Mammoths and Giant Creatures Going Extinct
58	58 Vote	Video: Owen Wilson Says "Wow!"
5	5 Vote	Tell Us About Your Brain Damage
83	83 Vote	Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Eat a Peach 1	1
3	3 Vote	Abortion Opponents Spot a Ray of Sunshine
172	172 Vote	Canada Makes a Long-Awaited Return

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