Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1