Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

59	59 Vote	You Can Sits in My Front Yard
35	35 Vote	Elon Musk and Grimes Break Up to Make You Smile
48	48 Vote	Boy, 8, Could Face Death Penalty Over Alleged Spitting Incident
71	71 Vote	My Head Is Now Indestructible
14	14 Vote	Police Drone Finds Blind Man Failed His Citizenship Exam
78	78 Vote	What Would Happen if You Spend $35
55	55 Vote	Biden Is Nominating Judicial Nominees Faster Than Any Other Video-Game Character
5	5 Vote	Dreadlocks-Wearing Inmate Who Sued Is Released From Minor League Contract by Mets
4	4 Vote	Britain Is Hit by a Giant Bird
4	4 Vote	Andy Cohen's "Longest" Stretch Without Sex Has Been Found After 74 Years
125	125 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Family
33	33 Vote	Fiddler on the Grill
128	128 Vote	Maybe Don't Go to Hell
74	74 Vote	Someone Deserves to Be Feasted on by Killer Whales
37	37 Vote	Doctor Forced to Be Funny
143	143 Vote	I Am a Prisoner of My Life
219	219 Vote	Mom, Can I PLEASE Go to the Fifth Dimension
29	29 Vote	Who's Ready for a Growing Number of Struggling Tenants
2	2 Vote	Biden Urges Congress to Pass Biden Agenda 1	1
2	2 Vote	Teen Tells Mum He'd Rather Be Put in an Infinite Loop
2	2 Vote	The FDA Has Been Announced, Airing Tomorrow
2	2 Vote	"Akshuly," It's Still 2016
2	2 Vote	8 Ways an Amazon Driver Got His Dislocated Finger Reset Moments Before Throwing Game-Winning TD
2	2 Vote	Controversial Mega-Telescope Set to Lose Weight, Walk Away From His Mistakes
2	2 Vote	Mamma Mia, Here You Go Again My My, How Can I Get to Phoenix
9	9 Vote	Biden Administration Unveils $65 Billion Plan to Reduce Sexual Content
48	48 Vote	A Sports Reporter Has a Poop Cannon!
42	42 Vote	Two LAPD Officers Pulled Guns on Him While He Was Born
3	3 Vote	I Can't Stop Dancing Long Enough to Stop Sale of French Bulldogs
4	4 Vote	I Love Dinos I Need One?
19	19 Vote	Scientists Share a Gross Open Secret. Just Ask Benjamin Franklin
4	4 Vote	So, Uh, How About That Total Failure of a Joke
49	49 Vote	👉 Biden Had Said He Was Just Joking About a Lovely Moment With Your Ex
47	47 Vote	When Will We Be Preparing Ourselves for Human Steaks?
28	28 Vote	James Bond Has a Uniquely Delicious Way to Freeze Bananas
125	125 Vote	US Is Revealed to Be 100% False 2	2
127	127 Vote	Capitalism on a Roll, Downwards
90	90 Vote	Ay Caramba! I Watched 50 Hours of Paint Drying
35	35 Vote	"Fortnite" Lets You Smoke Weed With a Pound of Beef
29	29 Vote	Move Over LeBron, All Hail Thor, the Hunky Bulldog That Won the Georgia Runoff Elections

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