Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
2	2 Vote	Celebrities Have Raised Millions by Walking in Mid-Tryst
2	2 Vote	I Had Never Invaded Afghanistan?
2	2 Vote	Cincinnati Is Your Morality?
114	114 Vote	My Husband Watched Me Have Sex With Him
36	36 Vote	RuPaul Is Now Entirely Wrapped in Iridescent Fabric
18	18 Vote	How This Bear Became an Olympic Medalist
63	63 Vote	Cast New Truly Powerful New Spells With This BS
64	64 Vote	Kim Kardashian Vows to Destroy America First
39	39 Vote	LeVar Burton Has Decided That He Actually Does Bathe Regularly
69	69 Vote	I Got a Truly Bottomless Pit From Which There Is No Cure
42	42 Vote	Halle Berry Fights Sexism by Teaching Son Maceo, 7, to Take Professional-Looking Headshots at Home Depot
107	107 Vote	Joke's on You, I'm Into That Joke
56	56 Vote	Fall Is Here, and It Looks Pretty Stupid
69	69 Vote	Colorado Becomes Latest State to Spend $870 Million on a Horse
74	74 Vote	I Feel Sorry for Me
86	86 Vote	I, Like You, Am Made of Mushroom Fibre
60	60 Vote	Democrats Prepare to Be Productive? 1	1
70	70 Vote	Baseball's Decision to Ban Handguns
166	166 Vote	NBA Players Approve Plan to Reintroduce Trench Warfare
167	167 Vote	How to Unlock the Healing Power of Female Rage
67	67 Vote	Influential Women Speak Out to Sea Beasts
105	105 Vote	Majority of Americans Do Not Believe Biden Is Competent, Most Also Opposed to His Dog 1	1
92	92 Vote	Some People Did Something Awesome
5	5 Vote	Prepare to Be Dating
118	118 Vote	Take a Bite Out of Cardboard
4	4 Vote	Gal Gadot Is Totally Pointless
45	45 Vote	Let's All Watch This Wolf Go Fishing
83	83 Vote	Hope You Die in 10 Minutes
74	74 Vote	Here's How You Can Now Be a Wanted Person
115	115 Vote	Census Data Reveals Just How Bad It Sucks
107	107 Vote	The Passion of the Juggalos 1	1
152	152 Vote	Reminder: Super Mario Bros
49	49 Vote	I Am Sorry to Say This, but You're a Con Artist
110	110 Vote	Welcome, Foolish Mortals, to the Republican Agenda
62	62 Vote	Pilot Dies After Falling 200 Feet Off a Bed
5	5 Vote	Your Body Goes Through Some Wild Changes When You Start the Fire
29	29 Vote	Sexual Harassment Is Not Like Riding a Bike
24	24 Vote	Poll: 64 Percent of Americans Are "Oppressed" 1	1
97	97 Vote	I Ate at Least $9.5M

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