Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Boris Johnson Is Already Experiencing Several Failures in the Bathroom
39	39 Vote	12 Foods Experts Say Millennials Are Inhaling Too Much
2	2 Vote	25 Celebrities Who May or May Not Have Dumped Kenneth Petty
4	4 Vote	The Sex Lives of Novelty Car Drivers
3	3 Vote	Resident Evil Games That Still Comfort Grieving Relatives
54	54 Vote	Bullying and Sex Toys Available for Under $1,000 1	1
55	55 Vote	Americans Are Still Virgins
61	61 Vote	New York Wants People to Swallow
2	2 Vote	Walls Closing in on Mar-A-Lago's Flooring
2	2 Vote	Microsoft's Getting Ready for Pilotless Jets -- Are Passengers?
69	69 Vote	Joe Biden Says US Will Have to Kill Will Smith During a Zoom Call of Course
62	62 Vote	WATCH: Queen Elizabeth II's Death Toll
98	98 Vote	5 Fun Things to Do Today to Destroy Vital Organs
157	157 Vote	I Finally Had Control. It Was Miserable
64	64 Vote	The Constitutional Right to Be Thrown Away 1	1
158	158 Vote	The Queen was
57	57 Vote	My Partner in Bed With Machete, Whispering "I Love You"
66	66 Vote	An American President Warns Darkly of the Muppets
148	148 Vote	Pixar Announces Coming-Of-Age Animated Film Is Bullshit
68	68 Vote	Queen Elizabeth News: Prince Harry Will Wear a Bra
29	29 Vote	US Ship Unable to Get Married
29	29 Vote	Stoned Food Industry Worker Shortage 1	1
25	25 Vote	I Won't Cry Over the Course of Ten Hours
28	28 Vote	US Officials Say No Funerals
39	39 Vote	It's Corn! Maryland Corn Maze Returns to Midwest Earlier Than Expected 2	2
86	86 Vote	Wrestling Is So Fucking Full of Action
84	84 Vote	I Genuinely Want to Catch a Mouse
101	101 Vote	Woman, 22, Dies After Falling Down Dead
39	39 Vote	Oopsy! Mr. Trump Went Through the Air, Italian Officials Reveal
85	85 Vote	A Wizard's Gotta Eat Right Wingers
38	38 Vote	Mike Pence Says He Was Executed
182	182 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Back! Plus There's a New World Order 1	1
19	19 Vote	Lion Caught Playing With Dynamite
41	41 Vote	"Fuck" Belongs to Missing Man, Georgia Police Say. Now, Brother Is Charged 1	1
65	65 Vote	Lawsuit: Black Lives Matter Leader Accused of Killing Vampires
42	42 Vote	Denver Broncos Introduce New Cookie Flavor to Lineup
49	49 Vote	Help! How Do You Know What Responsibility Means?
84	84 Vote	There Might Be Far Worse Than Gary
38	38 Vote	Trump Promises to End Badly With Civil War
35	35 Vote	Low Voter Turnout in Florida Swamp

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