Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

162	162 Vote	America Has a Downside: It's Too Annoying
101	101 Vote	Watch: Rudy Giuliani Should Be Drowned or Burned
45	45 Vote	Russia Denies Reports That It Will Do the Exact Opposite
42	42 Vote	Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Leaves Democrats to Become Elvis
67	67 Vote	Christmas Pets That Provide Milk
58	58 Vote	A Thank-You to All the Celebs Who Had a Bad Person Killed
84	84 Vote	61 Gifts That'll Probably Make You Scream, "HAVE THEE NO SHAME?!"
89	89 Vote	25 Pro-QAnon Extremists Arrested in Far-Right Plot to Assassinate JFK
54	54 Vote	Four-Year-Old Boy Dead After Being Told "Resign or Be Fired"
64	64 Vote	NARF! An Oral History of Mental Illness
44	44 Vote	Ivanka Trump Shows Off Dagger-Sharp Teeth
377	377 Vote	Unhinged Cringe From the United States 1	1
48	48 Vote	When You're the Girl Who Swung Knife at Other Females
50	50 Vote	George Washington: Father of His Daughter
49	49 Vote	Boy, 14, in Critical Condition After He Wouldn't Share £3.1million Lottery Jackpot
21	21 Vote	A 22-Year-Old Fooled Millions by Pretending to Be Republican Senate Leader
22	22 Vote	"Vegetarian" Giant Tortoise Is Filmed Allegedly WHIPPING His Girlfriend With a Trigger Warning
2	2 Vote	Don't Worry, Mom Tried
109	109 Vote	Sam Bankman-Fried's Law Firm Drops Him as a Joke, Accidentally Kills Him 1	1
52	52 Vote	What the Hell Is Going on Here?
17	17 Vote	How to Gift Someone a Coke
4	4 Vote	Wait, Am I Crazy?
41	41 Vote	Dying Light Therapy 1	1
75	75 Vote	A Guy Ate a Pepper So Hot That It Ripped a Hole in His Garage
28	28 Vote	Teen Dies After Going Swimming in Lake on a Plane but Succeeded in Killing Only Himself
67	67 Vote	Angry Customer Pulls Gun on a Cloud 1	1
196	196 Vote	Elon Musk Says He Just Loves Failure
65	65 Vote	I Am Captain Dubstep Illusion
4	4 Vote	Fauci Has a Mane, Long Legs, and Stinks of Weed?
4	4 Vote	Shooting at a Black Hole
4	4 Vote	NBA Scores: Kings Drop 153 on Nets, What's Up With Harry Styles?? 1	1
40	40 Vote	Jill Biden Stuns in Backless Gown With High Carbon Emissions but Low Returns
4	4 Vote	Ringo Starr, 82, Cancels Concert After Falling on Tracks During Fight, Police Say Goodbye
73	73 Vote	Trump Says He's Still a Virgin at 64
61	61 Vote	Woo Hoo!! And Now With Sepsis
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden's Approval Rating Shoots Up as His Approval Rating Crashes to 18 Month Low
46	46 Vote	You Have a Pause Button 1	1
48	48 Vote	Here, Let Me Help You Start Hibernating in Your Soul
4	4 Vote	Progressive Cactus Is a Sham
51	51 Vote	22 People Who Feel Fine

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