Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	When You Put Your Dick in Your Pocket....Oh, Wait
153	153 Vote	The Sun Ordered to Reduce Carbon Footprint
78	78 Vote	Spiderman Trying to Silence Accusers
122	122 Vote	Nancy Pelosi: I'm Very Excited About Ball Pits
241	241 Vote	Your Moisturizer Can Actually Kill Thanos
71	71 Vote	4 Dolphins Have Now Died at a Buffet
110	110 Vote	Senator Says It's "Sad" That He's on the Toilet
85	85 Vote	Trump: Democrats Now So Extreme That They F**k Donkeys in Bolivia
243	243 Vote	Google Explains How Many People I've Stabbed
9	9 Vote	Ben Affleck Sends Off His Frostbitten Fingers for New Cars Owners
73	73 Vote	David Tennant Joins the 2020 Race 1	1
75	75 Vote	Betray Your Friends in Bikinis
39	39 Vote	Some Dems Float Idea of Democracy
173	173 Vote	Over 36,000 Pounds of Ground Beef in Every Garage? 1	1
36	36 Vote	Snow WHITE CAN GO JUMP OFF a Bat's Head
42	42 Vote	Fox News Anchor Died From Meth Overdose Before Bear Eats Him via Hvper.com
79	79 Vote	Zebra Died After Refusing to Condemn "White Supremacists"
8	8 Vote	Humpback Whale Shares Details About His Brutal Year
5	5 Vote	Are You Spending This Valentine's Day With the McRib
66	66 Vote	Disgruntled Pineapple Asks: Why Are We Eating Our Children?
60	60 Vote	It's Not Easy Being Black Batman
9	9 Vote	Death to the Toilet
8	8 Vote	Sepsis Is a Lifestyle Disease Largely Caused by Vampires
645	645 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society 1	1
54	54 Vote	Bruce McArthur: Canadian Serial Killer Made of 400,000 Legos
2	2 Vote	Hey Parents! What's the Difference Between Genies & Geniuses?
137	137 Vote	Facebook to Invest $300 Million in Cocaine
4	4 Vote	The "Minecraft" Movie Will Likely Have One Major Character
8	8 Vote	Hope You Like Ants on That?
5	5 Vote	Scary Parasites That Can Play Jenga
118	118 Vote	This Lemon Is Not a Flute
219	219 Vote	Why Can't I Yell at My McFlurry
87	87 Vote	Son Eats Edibles With His Hands on Fire Again
8	8 Vote	Maybe I Should Just Go Away
9	9 Vote	Dog Whistling at the Lincoln Memorial 1	1
9	9 Vote	Netflix Tweets the Key to Cancer Cure 1	1
186	186 Vote	Trump Gets Roaring Applause for Vow America Will Suffer
349	349 Vote	2020 Will Be the Next Decade
95	95 Vote	Ah, the Forehead Kiss: A True Sign of Respect
27	27 Vote	Bubsy Heads to El Paso 1	1

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