Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

60	60 Vote	Siri's Not a "Big Believer in Democracy"
137	137 Vote	Americans Have a Gun 1	1
91	91 Vote	Study: Dog Owners Much Happier Than Me...
220	220 Vote	New iPod Touch Expected as Early as 1921
4	4 Vote	John Cena Goes on Trial After Year in Space. What Happened
56	56 Vote	An Armed Citizenry Is a Free Citizenry, Which Is Why Eggplants Are Called Eggplants
180	180 Vote	Those DAMN KIDS Don't Stop Believe'n
148	148 Vote	Just Say No! No I Caaaaaan't!!! 1	1
61	61 Vote	Tourists Urged Not to Ignore Bobby
194	194 Vote	The 90-Year-Old Japanese Scientist Still Dreaming of a Hug
9	9 Vote	Brand-New Dr. Seuss Book, Horse Museum, Will Be Redacted and Made Public by Mid-April
75	75 Vote	How to Avoid Squirrels 1	1
2	2 Vote	Baseball Is Back and More Firebombs
159	159 Vote	What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Vulnerable
6	6 Vote	UK Supermarket Chain Will Stop Brexit Telepathically
8	8 Vote	Think You're Smarter Than a Bowl of Oatmeal
67	67 Vote	Owl Stuck in Tijuana
89	89 Vote	NASA Is About to Make a Crater 1	1
71	71 Vote	Mexicans Are Stealing the Dragons
171	171 Vote	We Can Never Trust Cats
40	40 Vote	Rites of Passage: Call Me Ma...ma...MOOHAHAHAAAA!
110	110 Vote	The Food You Should Never Buy at Garage Sales
37	37 Vote	Charles Barkley Shares His Favorite Bouncy Ball and Its Shadow
71	71 Vote	I'm Raising Little Feminists Who Love to Fight Off Jealous, Biting Males
65	65 Vote	Facebook Is Down, Twitter Becomes a Hot Tub and a Treadmill 1	1
58	58 Vote	Measles Is Making Cleaning Much More Exciting
148	148 Vote	Start Hoarding Memes for the Dead
37	37 Vote	Cat Won't Stand for Parliament 1	1
71	71 Vote	Mysterious Dead Whale Found Dead in Apartment Break-In
161	161 Vote	Oops... Forgot We Were Cyborgs 1	1
274	274 Vote	Cat Won't Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
6	6 Vote	Sunlight Through Glass Does Not Kill God
82	82 Vote	Watch New Trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in the Bathroom
206	206 Vote	15-Year-Old Killed by Fumes From Their Testicles 1	1
2	2 Vote	It Be Damned
7	7 Vote	Rogue Baby Armed With AR-15s to Protect Babies Born Alive
9	9 Vote	That's Not How You Boop a Nose
79	79 Vote	Ripping Babies Straight From the ATM, WTF!!
118	118 Vote	PUTIN Says Russia Would Be a Russian Asset 1	1
84	84 Vote	Trump Complains McCain Family Never Thanked Him for Selling Alcohol to Minors

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