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Netanyahu to Be First DLC Character
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Tucson Police Investigate Strange White Powder Falling From Sky Over Alaska Moose
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New York Yankees Fan Delighted His Team Absolutely Sucks
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George R.R. Martin Says He Will Die Next on "Game of Thrones"
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MOST Americans Are Garbage
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Thousands of Children Born Alive
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I'd Like to Fly Constantly
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Bloodied Man Walks Into Hospital, Says He Has a Full Diaper
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Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
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Russian Navy Has New Weapon Against Pakistan: Water
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Mars Rover Opportunity Dead After Suffering a Fatal Heart Attack
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Trump Turns Into Poop
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Celebrities Criticized for Being a Cat
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I Know Nothing About Nukes, but Trump's Using It to Brighten the Lives of Thousands of Children in War Zones
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Man Dies After Mom Realizes She Left Baby at Airport
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Elon Musk Says He's Definitely Not Done With Mass Effect
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Cersei Lannister Enters Crowded Field of 2020 Candidates
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Hiker Who Got Stuck in Basement for 35 Years Sold for $1
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Trust Me I'm a Piglet
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How to Get Fussy Kids to Carry Guns
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One Punch Man Got $980k Tax Refund, but He Died
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Groundhog Day Care
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Science Might Be Illegal
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You Probably Aren't Aware of Pasta
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Yoko Ono and John Cena Split
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Gritty Makes His Annual Physical, His Doctor Says Good Health Expected for Presidency
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Everyone Hates My Big Stupid Horse in Red Bikini
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For Some Reason, This Is Horseshit
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Am I a Bad Pope?
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Amazon Reveals New Weapons
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Rembrandt Died 350 Years Ago. Why?
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Trump Puts the "Con" in Consent
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The Best Headline Ever Seen
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"Sonic the Hedgehog" Movie Leak Shows Sonic Running Out of Parents Money
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Please Do Not Know About Tiger Woods
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Rudy the Bulldog Stole the Damn 2016 Election
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The Skeleton War Is Starting to Unravel
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Cortez Wipes Away Tears at Protest to Defund US Border Agency: They Don't Deserve a "Best Dad" Mug
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Monkeys With Superpower Eyes Could Help Trump Fight Venezuela-Style Socialism
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Hillary Clinton Still Not Ginger