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You Might Want to Block and Report Spam Calls and Text Messages

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But only if you really want to.

Cookies Are the Enemy

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The battlefield is our waistline.

University of Iowa Student Reported Missing After Going Into Hell

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The wi-fi is surprisingly good down here.

Harvey Weinstein Is in THIS BOTTLE?

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This is the worst genie ever.

Ninja Says He's Not Going Out Quietly

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The jokes basically write themselves.

Is Cannabis the Cure for Baldness

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Unlikely.

FDA: "Explosive Diarrhea" Caused by Human Error

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When chili night goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Multivitamins Provide No Protection Against Injury

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But they do add +1 to Disease Resistance

Ask Well: Do Flip-Flops Protect Against Terrorist Attacks

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I'm leaning towards no, but I could be wrong.

Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974

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This time travel plot is getting too meta for me.

I Really Like Apples!

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Relatable.

10 Signs You May Not Be a Bodybuilder

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#3: It's becoming increasingly difficult to see your feet.

Baby Cheetah Makes Quick Getaway With My Homework

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When blaming the dog is just not original enough.

It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies

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We'll have to arrest the bodies afterwards. Rules are rules.

Sweden Distributes "Be Prepared for War" Leaflet to All Romaine Lettuce

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Your days are numbered, E. Coli.

21 Die in "Infinity War"

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Spoilers, I guess.