I always wake up expecting it to be tomorrow, but it only ends up being today again.
He'll be back.
Can't fault his ambition.
You don’t say.
The Brotherhood of Steel has really fallen on hard times.
Can't say that I'm up for it either.
I'm starting to think that this might not be accidental, guys.
Sounds like it wasn't the only thing that was broken.
Would he even fit into the costume?
You can't do that. Most of my friends live there.
Sound advice.
Man, this ending is just going on forever.
Facts on, facts off.
Wouldn't be much worse than how the show did her in.
One can only hope.
A self-driving sausage?
Not everyone gets the cool superpowers.
Dangit! Third time this week!
The United States is heavily in debt to Jennifer Hagan.
Seriously kids, you need to start showering every day.
Why not? Everyone else is doing it.
This one's a little too real for me.
That escalated quickly.
This is an accurate description of Peanuts.
Super Bowl commercials get weirder and weirder every year.
Yet.
Combo breaker!
Dang, Disney's getting hardcore these days.
What is a horse except a higher-quality ass?
Press Triangle to pay respects.
2020 is going to be amazing.
Wizards forming unions. What next?
Relatable.
I want that cake.
How does this keep happening?
The Shame!
I can't live without it.
I'd vote for him.
What took you so long?
That's gonna leave a mark.
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I always wake up expecting it to be tomorrow, but it only ends up being today again.