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Tomorrow's Not a Thing, Study Finds

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I always wake up expecting it to be tomorrow, but it only ends up being today again.

VIDEO: Dayton Shooter Found to Contain 90% Titanium and 10% Aluminum

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He'll be back.

Boy, 6, Opens Lemonade Stand to Raise $108 Billion

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Can't fault his ambition.

Multiple Dead in Cemetery

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You don’t say.

Thousands Without Power Armor

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The Brotherhood of Steel has really fallen on hard times.

I Don't Really Desire Sex With My Camera

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Can't say that I'm up for it either.

Cops Mistakenly Raid Innocent Family's Home 3 TIMES in Just 22 Minutes

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I'm starting to think that this might not be accidental, guys.

Widow Died of "Broken Heart" Just Days After Being Thrown From Mall of America Balcony

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Sounds like it wasn't the only thing that was broken.

Trump Insists He Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman

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Would he even fit into the costume?

BOOM! Missouri Will Soon Disappear Forever

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You can't do that. Most of my friends live there.

WHEN in Rome, Don't Dress as a 79-Year-Old Librarian

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Sound advice.

"GoT" Fans Unleash Fury After ESPN Anchor Spoils Episode 538

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Man, this ending is just going on forever.

Facts Are Facts Aren't

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Facts on, facts off.

Will Daenerys Die in Italian Motorcycle Accident at Miami Democrat Debates

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Wouldn't be much worse than how the show did her in.

Can Trump and Allies Ramp Up Efforts to Be Impeached

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One can only hope.

Forget Self-Driving Cars. Bring Back the Sausages!

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A self-driving sausage?

Mom Claims Spider Bite Left Son With Pizza Rolls

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Not everyone gets the cool superpowers.

Crap, I Left the City in Ruins

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Dangit! Third time this week!

China to Be Renamed Jennifer Hagan

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The United States is heavily in debt to Jennifer Hagan.

15-Year-Old Killed by Fumes From Their Testicles

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Seriously kids, you need to start showering every day.

David Tennant Joins the 2020 Race

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Why not? Everyone else is doing it.

It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society

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This one's a little too real for me.

Girl, 20, Weds Zombie Doll Called Kelly and the IDF Responds With "Waves of Guided Missiles"

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That escalated quickly.

Charlie and the Great Depression

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This is an accurate description of Peanuts.

Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon

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Super Bowl commercials get weirder and weirder every year.

This Isn't a Crime

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Yet.

California Today: California Today: California Today: California Today: What's That Smell?

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Combo breaker!

Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy"

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Dang, Disney's getting hardcore these days.

Animals That Look Like Asses

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What is a horse except a higher-quality ass?

PS4 Has Passed Away

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Press Triangle to pay respects.

Quincy Jones, Oprah Winfrey, and Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams Campaign

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2020 is going to be amazing.

Dumbledore's Army Is Real and It Just Fired Him

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Wizards forming unions. What next?

Okay Listen. I Need a Nap

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Relatable.

Pumpkin-Pecan Bundt Cake With Butterscotch Glaze

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I want that cake.

I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here! I'm Here!

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How does this keep happening?

The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame!

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The Shame!

Do You Want to Breathe

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I can't live without it.

Primary Challenge to Trump? It Could Be Cute Koala

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I'd vote for him.

PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th

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What took you so long?

Ouch! Big Brother's Chloe Ayling Bursts Into Flames

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That's gonna leave a mark.