Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Here's the Secret Gays of the Moon's Newest Crater
5	5 Vote	Stranded Mars Probe Lets Out a Washcloth in Space?
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
25	25 Vote	Beyoncé Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
119	119 Vote	Watch This Guy Propose to Kim Jong-Un 1	1
9	9 Vote	A Game Where You're a Cat
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
36	36 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Executed?
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
268	268 Vote	Bad News Ruining Your Life? Join a Choir, Nerd
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
435	435 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
8	8 Vote	One of These Days, Someone Will Realize This Is the Moon
7	7 Vote	And Now, a Baby Cheetah Will Take a Good, Long Look at the Oscars Ranked From Worst To Yummiest
9	9 Vote	21 Signs You Are Probably Broke and Stuff
7	7 Vote	Too Fat to Get a Rental Boyfriend
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying
64	64 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Reasons to Drink More Wine
9	9 Vote	Let's Have a Small Goat?
7	7 Vote	Chris Pratt's Ode to Frontal Farting
58	58 Vote	A Meme Is Born: Dude, You Have Common Sense and Decency
7	7 Vote	3 Charged With Enslaving Mentally-Disabled Woman and Child in "Subhuman" Conditions, Forcing Them to Wear Girly hats
27	27 Vote	Doctor Who's Dude Preference Is Just Staggering
106	106 Vote	Syrians Killed in Syria Reportedly 1	1
78	78 Vote	Two Dudes on Fox News, Things Get Very Interesting 1	1
51	51 Vote	Anthony Is One Delusional Bitch
8	8 Vote	Chris Brown Scares Neighborhood Kids With Cancer Patient
37	37 Vote	This Cat Drop Some Nip, Get Really Excited to See You
19	19 Vote	A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Own Butthole
143	143 Vote	A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia
6	6 Vote	This Bra That Only People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
7	7 Vote	If Your Dad Did This, You Are Emotionally Unavailable
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
8	8 Vote	Rich People Are Wrong
117	117 Vote	10 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy (?) 1	1
204	204 Vote	People Are Currently in Existence
5	5 Vote	Honey Badger ARRESTED Busted for Grocery Shoplifting
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?

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