Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Please Keep Your Man's Dick in His Mugshot
325	325 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
239	239 Vote	This Guy Tries
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
67	67 Vote	How I Lost Access to Photos in Your Vagina
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
43	43 Vote	If You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
63	63 Vote	You Know What It's Like to See Your Penis!
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
89	89 Vote	League of Legends Player Raises $106,000 for Charity in One Billion years
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
98	98 Vote	Bizarre Video: Al-Qaeda Reportedly Hosts Lighthearted "Family Fair" With Ice Cube and Kevin Hart
76	76 Vote	Dave the Cat Who Wears Tights
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
77	77 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Limbo Forever?
95	95 Vote	This Family Built an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook 1	1
67	67 Vote	13 Ways to Look at the Box
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
169	169 Vote	Has Anyone Seen a Thing
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
86	86 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Reality
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
24	24 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a Parent?
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1

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