Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
343	343 Vote	We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
28	28 Vote	Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny 1	1
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
24	24 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
133	133 Vote	Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
64	64 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Dogs and Sex Workers
24	24 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Suck Food From Your Stomach
24	24 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
88	88 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made a GIF-Themed Commercial and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
39	39 Vote	Mitt Romney Breaks Down What Your Lawn Nativity Scene Needed
4	4 Vote	Doughnuts: The Third Reich
14	14 Vote	We Are a Lot Gayer

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