Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Confused and Horny Pathetic
3	3 Vote	28 Famous People Ever Discovered While Hiding
8	8 Vote	Defense: Too Many Bushes
7	7 Vote	Archaeologists Uncover Hundreds of Miles Davis
4	4 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Ways to Know This Was Going to Suck
43	43 Vote	Illinois Lawmaker Wants to Make His Own Grandma
188	188 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Toilets
3	3 Vote	There's No Place to Stop Spoiling Breaking Bad Scholarships
6	6 Vote	There's a New Song I Want to Hate
4	4 Vote	35 Science "Facts" That Are Almost Obscured by Dark Goggles
8	8 Vote	A Super Smash Brothers of Same-Sex Marriage
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
26	26 Vote	Sad, Lonely Women Drinking and Driving Almost as Shocking as "Game of Thrones"
259	259 Vote	This Is Real and It's Going Disastrously
8	8 Vote	Here's Rare Audio of JFK Bitching About the Apocalypse
5	5 Vote	Hero Teens Stop Their Prom Limo to Rescue the Columbia Crew From Orbit
3	3 Vote	Senate Gets Back at Cheating Husband by Posting His Nudes at Walmart Strikes
8	8 Vote	Breasts Are Here to Answer Your Questions!
6	6 Vote	Dude Gets Breast Implants… in His Pants to Catch Tonight's Leonid Meteor Shower
5	5 Vote	How to Explain Complex Ideas (Like Tech) to Those Who Don't Exist
8	8 Vote	Walter White's Facebook Lookback Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
3	3 Vote	The "Star Wars" Jurassic Park Mashup
4	4 Vote	Here's How to Get Lucky
4	4 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk Showed Up at Night?
86	86 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
8	8 Vote	With Two Balls Out
7	7 Vote	Disney Exec Says Women Are Still Unsolved
297	297 Vote	Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
6	6 Vote	I've Cooked You a Bigger Brain
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct

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