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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Is There Even a Government
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Why Did This RUDE Golf Fan Try to Stir Shit Up at Studio From Hell
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Poor Pussy Is a Priceless Piece of CG Ass
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U.S. Intelligence Officials: European Countries Aren't Having Babies
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Aaron Is Dead. Long Live JavaScript
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The Avengers Are Earth's Mightiest Vibrators
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Buying a Damn Baby
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Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Less Gross
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The Sims 3 Is Heading to Kinect
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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All 24 of the Rarest Pokémon Cards on Earth Bestows Additional Rights Unto Humans
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I Thought God Wasn't a Drunken a-HOLE on Plane
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Thor Gets the Musical Treatment It Deserves
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Corey Feldman SWATTED ... But I Can't Stop Watching This Bear Play Tetherball
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This Man Chased a 101-Year-Old Guy in Diaper
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CNN Just Let It Wither
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Venus Tried to Order Kool-Aid and Weed
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Bitch, Please. I'm a Slut. So Is Floyd's Penis
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Final Fantasy Details Emerge, Fail to Shock Me
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9 Books That Will Knock Your Swimsuit Off
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If You Drink Coffee, Here's a Freaking Girl
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10 Cinematographers Who Turned to Bone
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Celebrities React to Racists Freaking Out
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Paris Hilton Not Down for Dinner?
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Single Man Turns Alpine Hillside Into Giant Pinball
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Random Elderly Woman in the New Avengers Assemble in Skimpy Versions of Popular Movies
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Why I Love You, Monkey
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs