Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

57	57 Vote	The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
108	108 Vote	Spider-Man Fan Built His Own Homemade Batmobile
10	10 Vote	What Is Bruce Lee Doing in a Tigger Costume
52	52 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Movie-Theater Gunman
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
93	93 Vote	27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
8	8 Vote	Batman's Next Game Won't Revolve Around Killing?
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
4	4 Vote	Staten Island Teen Was Forced to Do Sex in Public
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1